Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m finally throwing something sharper than an insult at you.

They say ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ but I’ve found that a six-pound blade and a wooden target do the trick a whole lot faster.  Here’s to a Friday the 13th spent buried in a new hobby and by hobby, I mean exactly where I’ve placed your memory; under a pile of wood chips.  Throw with friends since they also had to tolerate the jerk.

Reservations must be made online for the 13% discount. Book a 1-hour session for one lane (up to 6 people) using the Axe-rific Discount: CRYSTALLAKE.