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"No! You can't William Tell your brother with a hatchet ...

Answer: Zero wood if a WoodChuck could chuck a hatchet instead.

Shane Waters here. I spent my Poconos childhood perfecting the art of ‘not helping with firewood’ by throwing hatchets with my twin at the firewood. My parents called it ‘goofing off,’ but I prefer ‘extensive market research.’ Now, I’m proof that you can turn parental reprimands into a booming business. (Also, New Jersey corporate IT career, 18 years. Yawn.)

...until all the wood is split and stacked." - Mom

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Heads up! Your Google/Waze/Vehicle GPS might try to send you on a culinary detour to Desaki Restaurant. Don't fall for it! We're actually 0.7 miles south on PA-611, directly across from the Hickory Valley Farm Restaurant. Look for the giant pink pig – you can't miss it! BTW yes, they serve everything in skillets. It's awesome!

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Change of plans! Turns out Mother Nature tapped out—guess she couldn’t handle our axe-throwing skills. So we’re keeping it dry and deadly indoors!

Grab your dad, the whole crew, and come hurl some axes like the legends you are!