Answer: Zero wood if a WoodChuck could chuck a hatchet instead.
Shane Waters here. I spent my Poconos childhood perfecting the art of ‘not helping with firewood’ by throwing hatchets with my twin at the firewood. My parents called it ‘goofing off,’ but I prefer ‘extensive market research.’ Now, I’m proof that you can turn parental reprimands into a booming business. (Also, New Jersey corporate IT career, 18 years. Yawn.)
...until all the wood is split and stacked." - Mom
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Heads up! Your Google/Waze/Vehicle GPS might try to send you on a culinary detour to Desaki Restaurant. Don't fall for it! We're actually 0.7 miles south on PA-611, directly across from the Hickory Valley Farm Restaurant. Look for the giant pink pig – you can't miss it! BTW yes, they serve everything in skillets. It's awesome!
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Skip the traditional clothing gift this Father’s Day. Treat the father figures in your life to an epic axe throwing experience.
Heads up! We’re ditching work for Father’s Day (June 15th). That means if you want to truly surprise Dad, you’ll have to get it done on Saturday. What’s a little schedule adjustment for the old man?