1. Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number (Mostly): Our Splatter area is a free-for-all when it comes to age – everyone’s welcome to get messy!

✅ Ages 5–12: Must be accompanied by an adult (guardian or parent).

✅ Ages 13–17: May participate solo but might need a signed waiver from a parent or guardian.

✅ Ages 18+: Can participate on their own.

2. The Not-So-Fun Paperwork: Before you can unleash your inner artist, guess what? You’ll be signing a WAIVER, unless we’ve already got your John Hancock on file. It’s like a secret handshake, but with more legal jargon.

3. Your Splatter Wardrobe (and Why You’ll Want It): We’ll hook you up with a full set of coveralls and snazzy goggles. We insist on the goggles – nobody wants paint-splattered eyeballs. The coveralls are totally up to you, but here’s a thought: our paints are water-soluble, but do you really want to spend the rest of your day looking like a rainbow that had a bit of a moment? Just sayin’.

4. Ouchies and Boo-Boos: Any injuries – from paint in the eye (wink, wink) to an unfortunate amputation – need to be reported to our staff immediately. Hurt feelings, however, don’t count. We splurged on a medical kit filled with band-aids and rubbing alcohol that actually have expiration dates, so let’s make sure they get some action!

5. Furry Friends and Four-Legged Fiascos: We adore animals, truly. But for the safety of your precious pets (and our precious equipment), we can’t allow them in, unless they’re registered service animals. We appreciate your understanding.

6. BYOB? Yes, But Behave: While our facility is BYOB, that doesn’t mean you can turn into a visible state of impairment. We’ll politely ask you to leave, and if that doesn’t work, let’s just say the police are on our speed dial. We’d rather not use it.

7. Time Flies When You’re Having Fun (and Are Punctual): To keep our schedule flowing and respect everyone’s time, we can’t extend sessions if you’re late. Plus, your entire crew needs to be present before we kick things off, unless your missing pals are returning guests (they know the drill).

8. Keep it Clear, Folks: The floor is for feet, not for your personal belongings. So, keep all your ice chests, backpacks, purses, and any other errant bodies clear of the pathways. We’re going for organized chaos, not a tripping hazard.

9. Food for Thought (and Only Store-Bought): Only store-bought or commercially made food is allowed. Weird, right? But hey, rules are rules.

10. No body slams or sneak attacks: This isn’t a wrestling match, so no running, pushing, or surprise paint-to-the-face moves. Let’s keep the paint on the canvas and the injuries imaginary.

11. Leave your homemade potions at home: No outside paint, confetti, or other party favors.

12. Aim for the canvas, not the ceiling fan: If you’ve ever painted a ceiling by accident, you know the horror. Stick to the canvas, walls, friends and designated splatter zones – and keep the light fixtures safe from your creative genius.

13. Keep the bathroom graffiti-free: We know you’re an artist, but the bathroom isn’t your mural wall. Don’t paint the sink, the toilets, or the staff. They’re already colorful enough.

14. No pizza parties in the paint zone: Eat before you splatter – no snacks, drinks, or gum allowed while you’re getting your Pollock on. The paint’s messy enough without mixing in soda.

15. Listen to the staff or risk being banished: Follow the staff’s instructions – think of them as your painty overlords. Bad behavior (like profanity or paint-sword fighting) means an early exit, no refunds, and the silent judgment of the paint gods.

16. Love Your Energy, But Protect Our Stuff: We love your enthusiasm! But please, treat our equipment with respect. If anything gets damaged beyond normal wear and tear, there’ll be a $50 restocking fee plus the cost of replacement. If we don’t get payment before you leave, we’ll charge the card used for the booking. For cash bookings, we’ll consult those signed waivers – they’re like our super-secret ledger.